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White Women’s Workout (by FunnyorDie)

A VIDEO

How long did it take you before you realized they were ALL tweeting about COLOGNE?

I hate people…

Reblogged from Teriyaki Hairpiece
A QUOTE

Can you take this black and white page and make a photocopy of it back to color?

Reblogged from Clients From Hell
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Schoolyard Confessions

Every time I sing Puff The Magic Dragon and get to the part about what he brings him, I always think it’s “ceiling wax” and immediately wonder “what the fuck is ceiling wax?”…

A QUOTE

I think same sex couples should be able to get married.

Reblogged from Newsweek
A TEXT POST

I just need everyone to know that the track for Rihanna’s Drunk On Love is the intro track (Track 1) on The XX’s album.

They’re credited for the sample, but if you like The XX, listening to Drunk On Love will hit you like a stack of bricks when you realize why it sounds soooo familiar.

A TEXT POST

Why is it that only the annoying and/or emotionally retarded are the ones that come out of the woodwork to contact you? Maybe I should stop being so nice all of the fucking time… GTFO

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Me sleep in the car on the way to Dover this morning…