May 2013
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scottishshortbread:
kmykmykmy:
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero. Slytherin: I’m fucking badass. Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck. Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
Watchmatthulksmash:
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johnthomas1981:
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pariah—carey:
m-othertrucker:
shakendust:
thisisasickness:
Everybody needs this on their blog.
words cannot describe how much I love emma stone.
best thing ever
It’s back.
my partner and I reenact this scene from time to time :)
dont even have to watch it instant reblog!
Gah! Worst song ever!
April 2013
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fyeah-i-like-dat:
orgasmictipsforgirls:
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dragonflycup:
wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a...
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I want to move to Canada.
I think I need a break from America.
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March 2013
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February 2013
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Realizations
I gotta get up around 7/7:30am. I’ve been up sine 7:22am. I want to watch more Naruto Shippuden on Hulu. I need to tag a bunch of posts I’ve been making lazily (i.e. not tagging those bitches). And I think I’m gonna flag my blog as NSFW. Why? Besides the random pics of hot man ass… I say some fucked up shit from time to time, so it might be a good idea.
Do I honestly...
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WatchLove it! Instant reblog!
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roundtop:
shoutout to all the queer kids with whom i have stood in the corner at college parties, silently communicating “can you believe this heterosexual bullshit” with our eyebrows while taking sips of our extremely strong drinks
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