Add me. Why? Because…
Hide yo kids! Hide yo wives!
Don’t go to Tabu at MGM. Tired ass venue with shit music. And the bouncers don’t even know how to fucking read. At the very least, go to Studio 54 instead.
I want one…
Let me break it down for you:
Then I woke up.
I’m not sure how I feel about it yet. I guess I’ll enjoy a night without having to answer phone calls or text messages.
I want one…!
Client: “Why haven’t you fixed our email?!”Me: “I didn’t know you had an email problem…”Client: “We sent you an email, like, four days ago telling you that it doesn’t work!”
Why is it that, more often than not, the people who always complain about never hanging out with you are the same ones who never answer when you’re actually trying to make plans?
Sorry I like to plan shit ahead of time; when you don’t answer, you miss the fuck out.
Thank the gods Wendy’s is open until 2am tonight!
The new Tumblr app for Android is really nice though—a huge improvement.
Because I need to move the fuck out of this house…
OMG I can feel my abs! I mean… you can’t really see them yet, but you can def feel them!