roundtop:

shoutout to all the queer kids with whom i have stood in the corner at college parties, silently communicating “can you believe this heterosexual bullshit” with our eyebrows while taking sips of our extremely strong drinks

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clientsfromhell:

Sometimes, you need to write up a bill for bullshit. When a client has been particularly bad, and you’ve run out of options for reconciliation, you’ve got to send them one of these. Bill them for all of the binged moonshine before that last conference call — or for that personal trainer that you had to hire after you were forced to eat six comfort pizzas. Whatever you’re billing them for, do it in style with our letterpressed day-ruining invoices from the Clients From Hell Store. 

doneanddoneshesaid:

I HATE WHITE PEOPLE.

i cant even……..

i cant yall. 

Part of my soul just died…

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