Schoolyard Confessions
Every time I sing Puff The Magic Dragon and get to the part about what he brings him, I always think it’s “ceiling wax” and immediately wonder “what the fuck is ceiling wax?”…
Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, “Please, only speak as Jesus would.” He paused for a moment and replied, “Go to hell.” FML
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