Shit Japanese Students Say 日本の生徒がよく言うこと (by medamasensei)

Source: youtube.com

My Japanese Sucks

  • Mark: hows the job search?
  • Mark: 你能找到工作吗？
  • Me: 何の話・・・？ And I have an interview on Thursday! Woot!
  • Mark: haha chinese on you boy! and yay! good lucksors
  • Me: Is it sad that could tell that was Chinese just by looking at it... even though there are words in Japanese with that many kanji? lmao
  • Me: 国連規約人権委員会のこと、知ってるかい？w
  • Mark: nah, its simplified that i am learning anyway and there are some simplified in there. i just wonder if you got the gist of it from knowing kanji?
  • Mark: いいね！頑張って！夏の時、私中国行きたい。中国語勉強しながら、旅行する。日本も行く。。。私の悪く日本語書く。
  • Me: 頑張ってね！日本語はダンダン上手になっているのに、僕のはダンダン悪くなっているさ。時間がある時、まだセルビア語も韓国語を勉強しようとするけど日本語をもっと練習しなければならん。
  • Me: 僕達一緒に練習した方がいいと思うさ。

Facebook, 魔鎌 and 常用漢字

  • Me: This is what I have for my alt name [on Facebook] so far...
  • Me: 死甦乃闇魔鎌　天津甕星様
  • Leeloo: o________o
  • Me: There are like 4 ways to read the first part, but I'mma go with Shiso-no-yami magama
  • Leeloo: you bout to summon some tengu with some name like that lolol
  • Me: I literally sat here for like 10-20 minutes coming up with that title.
  • Me: 'cause I'm on a mac... and typing shit in Japanese on a mac is kinda annoying as fuck.
  • Me: I can't even type "Mikaboshi"
  • Me: I can't ever get the right kanji for "Mika-" which, by itself is "kame"
  • Me: Like... bowl or something, but oldass kanji
  • Leeloo: xDD
  • Leeloo: mac is like "wtf my dictionary is not even like that.."
  • Me: XD So true
  • Me: I even have to type magama as ma-kama
  • Me: And it won't like... add it to the dictionary like PC does.
  • Leeloo: lolol it doesn't even want to ones not on the jouyou list xDD
  • Leeloo: did you know that osaka's 阪　and 嵐 weren't on jouyou until like.. last week..
  • Leeloo: and donburis 丼
  • Me: wtf
  • Leeloo: yeaaaa
  • Leeloo: apparently japan just fell asleep with joyou or somethin lol
  • Me: XD
  • Me: They were "oh shit... we should probably update that list... what's it called again? Jouyo? Jouyou? Something like that..."
  • Leeloo: XDDD
  • Leeloo: pulled it out the closet and shit
  • Me: roflmao

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